I’m going to help all of you who consider yourself introverted put together your very own survival kit for introverts!
With your new survival kit for introverts you will…
Be prepared when someone wants to small talk!
Be ready for the person who stops by your house unannounced!
Know what to do when your coworkers won’t stop talking to you!
A “No Soliciting” sign for your front door
A “Go Away” doormat
A “Do Not Disturb” hat
Smoke bombs (available in 5 different colors!)
An emergency alert sounding device
A sound-proof box
A personal assistant
Your very own ninjas (actually, never mind. Ninjas are currently out-of-stock)
Today only $99.99!
Just kidding, I don’t own the rights to this stuff.
How to use your survival kit for introverts…
Use this “No Soliciting” sign to keep salespeople, politicians and the religious away!
Photo Credit: JenSinclairDesigns
If that doesn’t work on people who think they are an exception to that rule, try this doormat!
Photo Credit: Hayneedle
When you are reading a book or perusing social media on your phone, wear this hat to let people know that you aren’t in the mood to chit chat.
Photo Credit: Always, Erin
And when someone at work or the grocery store tries to engage you in some small talk, just let one of these bad boys fly.
Photo Credit: Sparkle Rock Pop
The next time someone is over at your house, and you want them to leave…or they pull out a game of charades, throw some fake vomit on the floor to clear the room (and hopefully your house).
Photo Credit: Amazon
When you are on the go or stuck at a BBQ, try setting off this personal alarm while yelling, “I have to go!”
Photo Credit: Amazon
For when you’re at work, and it’s too loud to get anything done, get yourself this sound proof booth! (“Go Away” doormat not included).
Even when you just need a break from your own family, install this digital door lock to the door of your favorite bathroom.
Photo credit: Amazon
If all else fails, hire a personal assistant to small talk with people for you, answer your phone, and network at your next mandatory work gathering (just make sure she understands not to converse with you either from that point forward.)
Photo credit: IMGArcade
There you have it, folks! You are all stocked and ready to thwart anyone’s plans to talk to you, call you, or even look at you too long. 😉